Kitty. Oh you ridiculous cat! When you're not trying to suffocate me by sitting on my face, you're making me bleed.
Merida does not like bedtime.
You'd think she'd be used to it by now, really you would. We do this every night! But no, every time I go to pick her up for bed, she goes crazy. Last night she scratched me enough to make me bleed. Twice. Now I have two nice long scratches on my right hand, and three little ones. Really, cat? Really?
Then, of course, she has to get all snuggly at night and make me forgive her immediately.
So not fair.
Fare thee well, friend!